For those behind in the latest Celebrity Gossip:

Even though you don't care, you like to fit in with the rest of the world at the water cooler right?

Newlyweds: Ashton and Demi have married

Brittney's baby is named: Sean Preston

Sadly, Alias fans, I do believe the rumor that Michael Vartan is leaving Alias this season is true. If only he and Garner had never dated. Sidney & Vaughn MAKE Alias.

So lately a divorce craze has taken over Hollywood and I smell a conspiracy, see a pattern?:
A list-Renee Zellweger (& Kenny)
B list-Tori Spelling
C list-Sofia Bush (& Chad Michael Murray..who star together on One Tree Hill, is there a Vaughn part 2 coming up?)
D list-Kathy Griffin

Speaking of Kathy Griffin I heart her, and hope she lands Star Jone's red carpet duties, who was recently fired from E! YAY!

Other interesting tidbits from the E! Red Carpet:

1. Star Jones had it written into her contract that Kathy Griffin was not allowed to mention her or anyone in her family during awards season. DIVA!!!!

2. Star refused to have any direct contact with Kathy during the live show hence the presence of Giuliana. DIVA!!!!

3. Star's husband Al stayed on in LA after she returned to her hosting duties on "The View". Apparently last time they were both in LA, Al used an E! limo to shuttle him around town. What he didnt know was that the limo driver had to keep a log of each stop he made. E! bosses received the list of stops and it basically was a run down of all the gay bars in the Greater Los Angeles Area. Billy states that Al will most likely get his own rental car this time around given what transpired last time. Too funny!!! I'm guessing due to this recent dicovery Big Gay AL and Star Jones will soon be on the Divorce list too.

Moving on: Martha's Apprentice show sucks. Los ratings were how do you say... Not "a good thing".

Tyra Banks show sucks. Having a doctor do a test to prove your boobs are not fake live on television does not make you the new, edgier, Oprah. Besides, isn't one show enough for her?

Somehow Jennifer Love Hewitt's show Ghost Whisper is doing really well. Raked in 11 million viewers, how?

The Trumpster is having a baby. I'm scared. The kid will be scarred.

Salt 'N Peppa reunited yesterday on Hip-Hip Honors (where they were an honoree) and had a KICK ASS performace with En Vogue. Seriously, I heart them hardcore. And I apologize to anyone who tried to get ahold of me from 8-10:00, because this is what I was watching.

Elton John has opened a new musical on Broadway. It wasn't the first thing that Elton John has ever opened on Broadway.

Speaking of Broadway, Oprah Winfrey plans on producing a musical based on “The Color Purple.” Anything CAN happen! (Have you seen her new set by the way? HUGE! But pretty)


That's about all I have for now. This is what working at the Help Desk gets you. Sitting in front of a computer for hours bored with access to the Internet. Soon the day will come when I reach the end. And for that I blame Star Jones.

I also blame Star Jones for unhappy children, rain, the rising gas prices, world hunger, AIDS in Africa, and the fact that George Bush hates black people (go Kanye!). Anyone else?

I'm sure I can think of more, but I'm getting so disgusted with Star Jones for this stuff that I need to take a break.