Emmy

No not Maggie's doggy. The award.

Hence, the award show is on tonight and Ellen is hosting. It should be very enjoyable. Need I even tell you to watch?

I mean...The Donald singing "Green Acres" with Meghan Mullally, and Bill Shatner signing the Star-Trek theme with an opera singer? What's not to love. Except the whole show sucking and dragging out for only have about 10 minutes worth of good footage.

And they better finally be showin some love to my girl Lauren Graham this year, otherwise I'll be going all Jackie Chan on their asses. Or my tv set, whichever.